Definitions by Captain Jack Sparrow

Wood 

that Hard thing in your pants right now

Dude look at the kids wood

Wood by Captain jack sparrow November 25, 2018

Tropical 

Relating exclusivly to the tropics.

UN Peacekeeping Operations cannot be tropical.

Tropical by Captain Jack Sparrow May 13, 2005

Jolly Rodger 

Dirty, scurvy rich drunken pirate sex in the butt...Arrrrrg! Because butt sex is for pirates.

Arrrrrg me maties, I had a bit too much of the Captain (Morgan) in me last night, and then the Captain (NOT Morgan!) pulled a Jolly Rodger on me in me drunken slumber and now I got a little more of the Captain in me, Arrrrg is me cornhole sore, I say mutiny!

Jolly Rodger by Captain Jack Sparrow March 7, 2005

putang 

(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.

putang by Captain Jack Sparrow August 27, 2003