Helping Dora Over

2 or more illegal aliens working as a team to cross the border.

"Ok, Jose. The plans are set, and tonight, we together will be helping dora over."

by Captain Jack Mehoff June 13, 2012

Blackpack

When a black guy hugs a girl from behind and walks with her still hugging her back.

Man that girl has a nice blackpack! Bet it has a bunch of drugs in it

by Captain jack mehoff September 27, 2022

Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014

Update Day

The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.

God dammit! iTunes wants me too update! And Steam too! I guess it is update day again.

by Captain Jack Mehoff April 13, 2013

Pintocorn

Unicorn with 5 horns. Coined by famous young comedian Bo Burnham in the opening of his Comedy special "What." before he mercilessly shoots it to death with an invisible pistol. Great special.

The Pintocorn then said, "Hi Bo."

Pintocorns are the ultimate Unicorn.

by Captain Jack Mehoff January 03, 2014

Homecoming Horny

Applying to High School, Homecoming Horny is the event when girls who have not been asked to homecoming yet (no boyfriend, ugly, ect) start becoming increasingly slutty to anyone and everyone around them in an attempt to get someone to ask them to homecoming.

Guy 1: Has anyone else been getting tons of nudes from Sarah?
Guy 2: Yeah, we all have, she is seriously Homecoming Horny right now.

by Captain Jack Mehoff September 25, 2014

Double Kill

The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.

All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.

by Captain Jack Mehoff June 13, 2012