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Retweetonitis

A social-media disorder in which none of the person's tweets are interesting, so they constantly retweeting annoying/irrelevant/unfunny things, unknowingly ruining all of their follower's timelines.
Person 1: Darnit, I am unfollowing Jessica, she retweets way to much!
Person 2: Sounds like she has a bad case of Retweetonitis.
by Captain Jack Mehoff September 6, 2014
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Frost the Cookie

A game in which a group of males sit in a circle and masturbate furiously onto a cookie in the middle. The premise is that whoever ejaculates last onto the cookie or doesn't finish at all has to eat the seminal fluid covered cookie by the previous contestants. Named "Frost the Cookie" because of the white color of semen on the cookie.
I cannot wait to play "Frost the Cookie" at the frat party today!
by Captain Jack Mehoff February 4, 2014
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Update Day

The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.
God dammit! iTunes wants me too update! And Steam too! I guess it is update day again.
by Captain Jack Mehoff April 13, 2013
mugGet the Update Daymug.

Rainbow Poop

A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"

Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012
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Double Kill

The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.
All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012
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Blackpack

When a black guy hugs a girl from behind and walks with her still hugging her back.
Man that girl has a nice blackpack! Bet it has a bunch of drugs in it
by Captain jack mehoff September 27, 2022
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Helping Dora Over

2 or more illegal aliens working as a team to cross the border.
"Ok, Jose. The plans are set, and tonight, we together will be helping dora over."
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012
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