Definitions by Captain Doormat

Queernose 

Someone who lies on a regular basis. Unlike Pinocchio, whos nose grew, their nose becomes gay.

1: I boned Britney Spears.
2: You Queernose!

Queernose by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

Wrey 

An exclamation, which should be said after some hurts themselves or leaves.
magnified if more people shout it at the same time.

*Teacher leaves the room*
Wrey.

*Robert falls over and gets hit by a car*
WREY!

Wrey by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

Wankbiscuit 

Harsh insult.

Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.

Wankbiscuit by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004