Captain Doormat's definitions

Queernose

Someone who lies on a regular basis. Unlike Pinocchio, whos nose grew, their nose becomes gay.

1: I boned Britney Spears.
2: You Queernose!

by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

Wrey

An exclamation, which should be said after some hurts themselves or leaves.
magnified if more people shout it at the same time.

*Teacher leaves the room*
Wrey.

*Robert falls over and gets hit by a car*
WREY!

by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

Wankbiscuit

Harsh insult.

Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.

by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004