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Elton John

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When your still standing during or after a massive bender
Yeah I'm Elton John
Elton John by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019
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Captain Cokeface 

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In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
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Strawboy

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Captain Cokeface's rubbish homeless sidekick who wears a flash jacket
Strawboy has fucked up again. Although its hard to be critical towards someone with such a beautiful jacket
Strawboy by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019
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