Definitions by Captain Cokeface

Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender

Yeah I'm Elton John

Elton John by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019

Captain Cokeface 

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.

Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface

Captain Cokeface by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019

Strawboy

Captain Cokeface's rubbish homeless sidekick who wears a flash jacket

Strawboy has fucked up again. Although its hard to be critical towards someone with such a beautiful jacket

Strawboy by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019