Definitions by Captain Capsized

Tickle Queef

When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.

I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.

Tickle Queef by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

Wiener Dip 

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.

Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.

Wiener Dip by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

Purple Waffle

A bruised blue waffle.

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.

Purple Waffle by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016