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Purple Waffle

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.
by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016
mugGet the Purple Wafflemug.

Tickle Queef

When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.
I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.
by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016
mugGet the Tickle Queefmug.

Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.
Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.
by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016
mugGet the Wiener Dipmug.

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