ITD

(acronym for Internet transmitted disease)
Any piece of code that can cause harm to a computer, such as a virus or worm.

Man I got a really bad ITD form that script kiddie

by Capt. Capacitor January 14, 2005

claret

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

rez

an extremley odd rhythm-based shooter video game that looks like it was designed by people who were watching TRON while on acid

come on over to my place, I just got rez

by Capt. Capacitor December 03, 2004

uzi

an isralei made submachine gun chambered for a 9x19mm round. Has a straight detachable magazine that fits into the handle of the wepon, also has a metal foldable stock

the isralei army quelled the riot with their uzis and teargas

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

sixty nining

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 24, 2006

dedrophiliac

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

by Capt. Capacitor December 03, 2004