Definitions by Capt Spanky

Cheese Guru 

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

Cheese Guru by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

King alal bobo 

Another B.S cert for those who actually work and can never find another sec in there life to spend on getting a cert they know nothing about.

Don - Hey I'm a CCIE, CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS
what about you?

Tom - Hey well I'm a King Alal bobo, why don't you toss my salad.

King alal bobo by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007