Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 02, 2007
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King alal bobo

Another B.S cert for those who actually work and can never find another sec in there life to spend on getting a cert they know nothing about.
Don - Hey I'm a CCIE, CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS
what about you?

Tom - Hey well I'm a King Alal bobo, why don't you toss my salad.
by Capt Spanky October 02, 2007
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