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(Noun, Verb, Adjective): A Textationator is typically an individual male or female that upon a friend request confirmation, they blow your phone or PC up with DMs, wanting to chat throughout the day , checking in, sending you love emojis, and bidding you a nice night's sleep. This is a red flag; especially if this person has a significant other. This person trolls social media the entire day ; it becomes an annoyance because should you not respond, they are wondering if you are mad at him or her? Very immature behavior and it's time consuming!!!
This man is being a " textationator" with me all week. It's kinda weird how we hardly know each other and he is wanting me to check in with him when I arrive at my destination and asked me if I was mad at him due to me not texting back right away! Why is he so far up my ass???
by Cappy C September 28, 2023
Get the Textationator mug.The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the shit rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???
"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!
by Cappy C April 27, 2023
Get the Shit Rack mug.The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the clearance rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???
"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!
by Cappy C April 27, 2023
Get the Shit Rack mug.Noun. A "darkster" is an individual who possesses a personality that contains a dark side. Traits that make up the dark side include: opportunism, insensitivity, self-obsession, thrill-seeking, temperamental, and impulsiveness. Fear is the path to the dark side...fear leads to anger...anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering. Run like hell!
John has a dark side.!!! WTF! I can no longer deal w/ this darster behavior. While on the phone 2 days ago, he totally flipped the switch and started yelling at me. I'm kicking his lame darkster ass to the curb!!!
by Cappy C April 4, 2023
Get the Darkster mug.Noun-A term used to describe an individual who prefers the workplace as his/her dating pool. This person is typically the first to know about new hires , training sessions, and company outings. The workplace whore typically takes his/her unwanted behavior in a lunch setting and will often ogle and flirt with the waitstaff; may think his/her peers thinks its funny??? They appear to be always in pursuit; chatting co-workers up in the hallway, lobby, breakroom, chili cookoffs, company picnics, etc...They may use a holiday party as an opportunity to get their drink on and "go in for the kill"! etc...Truth be told, these folks use the workplace as a dating app and are too damn lazy to put themselves out there and pursue another outside of work.
Beverly is such a workplace whore! Wtf is she wearing that dress with her tits hanging out with those hideous "Fuck me boots"? At last years Christmas party she was super wasted and was hitting on the VP of Operations. At the afterparty she was on the dancefloor dry-humping Tommy in Marketing. So unprofessional!!!She hasn't figured out that "You don't shit where you eat"!!!
by Cappy C February 6, 2023
Get the Workplace Whore mug.(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 6, 2023
Get the Facebook Time-Traveler mug.(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!
"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!
by Cappy C January 30, 2023
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