Capitan Kirk's definitions

Owntch

Orange, said in a ghetto/trashy like manner.

The Color of the car you bought is so ugly the only way to describe it is dorito Owntch!

by Capitan Kirk January 24, 2007

Plateau

An ass so big you could sit on it.

A fat person eats a "Fat Bomb", if you will and it detonates as it passes the lower region, causing a plateau shelf like ass to exsist.

by Capitan Kirk January 15, 2007

Yoshimitsu

A sexual act involving 2 people, 1 member of the party lays upon the ground face up, mouth wide open. The other member stands above them and preforms the infamous pogo like sword stab used by Yoshimitsu, the difference here is the person uses their "Pork Sword."

Bitch get on the ground I'm about to Yoshimitsu yo' ass!

by Capitan Kirk May 15, 2007

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007

Gorgith

Makes saying gorgeous imposible, without sounding gay.

Man that girl is so Gorgith!

by Capitan Kirk January 29, 2007