21 definitions by CapTim
I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)
by CapTim March 28, 2008
When food is so delicious it surpasses phenomenal status and is termed pheNomNomenal, as a result of the multiple noms it induces.
by CapTim June 29, 2009
The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
by CapTim February 19, 2008
When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
1. Upon returning from fetching a drink in the kitchen I discovered three fine females entwined in a FleshPretzel on my bed....AWESOME!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
by CapTim January 25, 2008
A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.
Stems from tosser and waddler.
Stems from tosser and waddler.
GuyA: See that guy over there?
GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?
GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...
GuyB: What a tosswaddler!
GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?
GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...
GuyB: What a tosswaddler!
by CapTim April 15, 2008
A short story writing technique that uses the absolute minimum amount of written words to support and convey maximum meaning.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
Have you read those Jimmy TwoTone stories yet? It's as if entire story has been stripped-down to a skeleton made purely out of words; I believe it's called "skeletext".
by CapTim May 22, 2009