CapTim 's definitions

hidea

A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.

After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!

by CapTim December 24, 2007

philostophy

The bogus theory presented by a philostopher.

Johnny's blatant philostophy revealed he knew absolutely nothing about quantum theory OR religion. In fact it only served to reveal what an abject idiot he was for talking way out of his depth.

by CapTim November 1, 2007

tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!

by CapTim April 15, 2008

participaster

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.

I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.

by CapTim February 24, 2009

textslap

A non-verbal chiding or tirade usually delivered via email or sms, often used to re-invigorate or re-align the recipient.

Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.

by CapTim June 29, 2009

compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

by CapTim August 25, 2009

fwrists

The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".

Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.

Damn that chick's got some huge forearms - LOOK! She's got fwrists!

by CapTim May 21, 2008