philostophy

The bogus theory presented by a philostopher.
Johnny's blatant philostophy revealed he knew absolutely nothing about quantum theory OR religion. In fact it only served to reveal what an abject idiot he was for talking way out of his depth.
by CapTim October 17, 2007
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participaste

To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.
In order to be taken seriously in this debate you'll have to do more than just participaste.
by CapTim October 21, 2008
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fwrists

The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".

Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
Damn that chick's got some huge forearms - LOOK! She's got fwrists!
by CapTim May 21, 2008
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aftergloat

The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:

A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.

Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
by CapTim February 19, 2008
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hidea

A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.

After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!
by CapTim November 22, 2007
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philostopher

Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...
Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".
by CapTim October 17, 2007
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ludder

A combination of an uncomfortable (and often ironic) laugh, and a shudder.
I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)

by CapTim March 28, 2008
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