CapTim 's definitions

pheNomNomenal

When food is so delicious it surpasses phenomenal status and is termed pheNomNomenal, as a result of the multiple noms it induces.

This cheese burger is phenomenal... no wait! It's pheNomNomenal! Nom! Nom!

by CapTim June 29, 2009

poop snooker

Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?

by CapTim December 9, 2008

tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!

by CapTim April 15, 2008

participaster

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.

I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.

by CapTim February 24, 2009

hidea

A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.

After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!

by CapTim December 24, 2007

textslap

A non-verbal chiding or tirade usually delivered via email or sms, often used to re-invigorate or re-align the recipient.

Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.

by CapTim June 29, 2009

aftergloat

The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:

A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.

Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.

by CapTim February 19, 2008