Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Flopper Stopper

A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.

I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

commode

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.

Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.

Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

time out

A bogus, phoney baloney pseudo-punishment inflicted by soccer moms on their day care brats, after said day care brats have disobeyed for the 27th time.

The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.

After little Chutney disobeyed her soccer mom for the 27th time, Michner gave her a time out.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

drizzly shits

A bad dose of loose bowels. The trots.

Solange got a case of the drizzly shits this morning.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

She Fag

A lady poofter.
A female faggot.
A bull dyke.
A diesel dyke.
A butch bitch.
A rug muncher.

Trevelian is a she fag. She changed her name from Melissa. She had her butch dentist sharpen her front teeth. She wears a spiked dog collar. Her hair is half an inch long. She wears men's clothes. She walks like Popeye the Sailor Man. Her Harley is louder than yours. Her tattoos are larger and more vulgar than a sailor's. She likes to seduce other she fags. She burgles turds out of their butts. All the mincing poofters on Castro Street are afraid of her because she doesn't prance around and yell "weeeee"!

Liberals pretend to like she fags, and court their votes around election time. But liberals are really scared shitless by she fags and would prefer to hang out among gentle prancing pouves.

Like the man says, use this one sparingly. It is sure to shock and anger dykes of all shapes and sizes. We don't want it to lose its shock value.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 18, 2008