Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

columbus day

A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.

Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.

Let's go march in the Columbus Day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

suicide knob

A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.

Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Porky Pig

To walk around in public with no pants on, like Porky Pig or Donald Duck.

A ball walk.

Herman and Larry did a Porky Pig down Main Street on Tuesday afternoon.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

wigger

An incredibly stupid white kid who needs his ass whooped. His parents need to whoop his ass, and you may do it too.

Look at that idiotic wigger. Let's go whoop his ass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.

Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

portagee

1. A native, resident, or emigrant from Portugal.

2. A descendant of such a person.

A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.

White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.

Big Joe Portagee is a character in Tortilla Flat.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005