Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions
A moon that exposes the brown eye.
A mass mooning by several people that exposes all of their brown eyes.
A mass mooning by several people that exposes all of their brown eyes.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the brown outmug. A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.
A tattler.
A snitch.
A stoolie.
A canary.
A squealer.
In short, a person beneath contempt.
A tattler.
A snitch.
A stoolie.
A canary.
A squealer.
In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
Get the finkmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005
Get the Texas toothbrushmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the Mediterranean Irishmanmug. A line drawn between two words by people who are too ignorant to know the real punctuation mark or work that should go there, and are too lazy to look it up.
A sure sign of a faux writer.
A sure sign of a faux writer.
Any bozo who puts a slash between two words should have his word processor taken away until he learns how to write.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
Get the slashmug. The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the left lanemug. Free ham.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
Get the Jewish Dilemmamug.