Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

slime 

Any undesirable person.

A greasy-haired pachuco.
A yuppie.
A liberal.
A soccer mom.
A punk.
A crip.

Quean Hillary is a slime. In fact, she's the Queen of Slimes, the Godmother of everyone who doesn't want to work for a living, but to be given money vacuumed out of YOUR pocket.

slime by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

neo-communist 

A democrat. A person who wants to tax YOUR pants off and give the money to bums, bindlestiffs, and Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition.

Quean Hillary is a neo-communist.

neo-communist by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

commode 

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

commode by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

stuck turd 

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.

Joanne is a real stuck turd.

stuck turd by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

grunt 

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

grunt by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

RF 

Rat Fink. A vulgar rat who hangs onto his own tail.

A screw-up.

A prank played against someone else.

Herman played a great RF on Mr. Heinkel.

RF by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Indian 

A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?

Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.

Indian by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005