bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.
Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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bumf

Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.
Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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mun

A Pachuco, a worthless member of a street gang.
Raymond is a putrid mun.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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jock juice

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.
At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.
Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 27, 2007
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IDJ

Giorgio always wears an IDJ to the bar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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paradox

A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity.
Here is a paradox:

Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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