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Portagee pegnoir

An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.

From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.

The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.
Charlie wore a Portagee pegnoir around his neck at the party.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Tap your Log

To beat your pud. That thing that faggots do in a group on Saturday afternoons in the park.
Percival and Lemony agree that the park is a fine place to tap your log.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
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groovy

Delightful, awesome.

The term originated in the 1920s among early jazz musicians as their music was recorded in grooves on a record. It became most popular in the 1950s, and fell from favor by the mid 1960s.
Bird lay down some groovy riffs, man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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marriage

A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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suicide knob

A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.
Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
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columbus day

A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.

Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.
Let's go march in the Columbus Day parade and offend a legion of white liberals!
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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Porky Pig

To walk around in public with no pants on, like Porky Pig or Donald Duck.

A ball walk.
Herman and Larry did a Porky Pig down Main Street on Tuesday afternoon.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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