Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

slime 

Any undesirable person.

A greasy-haired pachuco.
A yuppie.
A liberal.
A soccer mom.
A punk.
A crip.

Quean Hillary is a slime. In fact, she's the Queen of Slimes, the Godmother of everyone who doesn't want to work for a living, but to be given money vacuumed out of YOUR pocket.

slime by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

neo-communist 

A democrat. A person who wants to tax YOUR pants off and give the money to bums, bindlestiffs, and Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition.

Quean Hillary is a neo-communist.

neo-communist by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

stuck turd 

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.

Joanne is a real stuck turd.

stuck turd by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

commode 

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

commode by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

grunt 

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

grunt by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

RF 

Rat Fink. A vulgar rat who hangs onto his own tail.

A screw-up.

A prank played against someone else.

Herman played a great RF on Mr. Heinkel.

RF by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Frito Bandito 

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

Frito Bandito by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005