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mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.
We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.
Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.
Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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liberal

A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.

A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.

Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.

In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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flong your dong

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
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blow your lunch

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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commode

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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