Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

pad

The sissiest sissy, the pansiest pantywaist. An extremely effeminate male person.

Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.

Alan, you're a real pad.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

commode

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Flopper Stopper

A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.

I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.

Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.

Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.

Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

pawnbroker's balls

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.

Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005