Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Public Transportation

A means of urban transportation used mainly by the underprivileged and the working poor

Public Transportation in many cities is a rolling crime wave. Muggers, Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, Hip Hop assholes, Gangstas, A-Rabs, and other criminals ride public transportation with their ghetto blasters blaring. They challenge honest working stiffs, force them to stand, steal their money, and make them listen to evil Hip Hop "music."

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.

Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.

Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

okie overdrive

To save gasoline by putting a car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) when going down a hill.

The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.

Compare with Jewish overdrive.

Janey Ellen put her Chevy pickup truck into Okie overdrive to go down Coon Holler Hill.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Truckin'

To walk like the Keep on Truckin' Man. Lean way back, stick your leg way out front. Shoulders back. Swing those arms just so. Go slow. Dig it.

Bill and I went truckin' on down the line all the way from Montgomery Street to 8th Avenue.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

homeless

A bum.
A wino.
A liberal word, used by effeminate liberals instead of the word "bum."

All good effeminate liberals call bums homeless. By doing this, they can can whine, "Oh, let's all help the homeless," just like the people of San Francisco. They said let's build homes and put all the homeless people inside them. Then nobody will be homeless. Ooh, aren't we good liberals? Barack O'Bama will love us!
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 16, 2008

gunsel

In prison, a cheap little punk.

Also in prison, a catamite.

Eduardo is going to cut that little gunsel.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005