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Poyo

Kirby. Kirby. Kirby.
"Poyo!"
by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName February 28, 2021
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How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.
"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"
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God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.
"That tube is god knows how long."
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Underload

1: when you're installing cyberpunk 2077
2: when the loading bar gets to 99%
1: Person 1 "How's the game installation going?"
Person 2: "Nope, not good. It's underloading."

2: "Why, loading bar? Why do you have to underload when you get to 99%?"
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:DC

An emoticon for when you're trying to be happy, but you are sad in the inside.
Also can be used as a smiley with a chin.
Use 1: Person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothing. :DC"

Use 2: Person 1: "You have a long chin."
Person 2: "I know. :DC"
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