qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp

Wow! You've just passed level 1000000 of Keyboard Boredom! I congratulate you for your extreme level of boredom! Ok, but actually, this "word" is just like qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, but instead of just staying at top-bottom-middle, we have a pattern. Like first one is top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top, then top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top...

Person 1: I'm very bored!
Person 2: And I'm more bored than you!
Person 3: And I'M more bored than YOU!
Person 1: Heh, wanna bet? I searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on Google!
Person 2: Only THAT much? I searched qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp on Google!
Person 3: ... I searched qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp on Google.
Person 1: A... You win.

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName July 17, 2021

Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 06, 2021

God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 02, 2021

:CC

I mean, you know what this means. Super sad emoticon.

"My friend just took my wallet :CC"
"Why did you have to betray me like this? :CC"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 02, 2021

PacM̬̦̩̹̌͢a̪͓̮̼͍̗͑̿ͫn̛̥͈ͅ?

Do not speak about the creepy ROM.

"Um, I just discovered this game called PacM̬̦̩̹̌͢a̪͓̮̼͍̗͑̿ͫn̛̥͈ͅ?. It's creepy."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName February 28, 2021

löng

Long but more "memey".

"Chile is löng."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 04, 2021

Underload

1: when you're installing cyberpunk 2077
2: when the loading bar gets to 99%

1: Person 1 "How's the game installation going?"
Person 2: "Nope, not good. It's underloading."

2: "Why, loading bar? Why do you have to underload when you get to 99%?"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 26, 2021