Definitions by CantEvenLift
You Can't Teach Hunger
This is used when someone is completely aloof to someone's flirty advances or can't tell when someone attractive is trying to make a move towards them.
You would say this after seeing the interaction.
You would say this after seeing the interaction.
Person 1: "Mate can you not tell that bird is in to you, she's literally laying it on a platter"
Person 2: "No idea what you're on about"
Person 1 to Person 3: "You can't teach hunger"
Person 2: "No idea what you're on about"
Person 1 to Person 3: "You can't teach hunger"
You Can't Teach Hunger by CantEvenLift September 16, 2026
Cooking Milk
This is a phrase for defining a situation where someone has completely missed the mark on a situation. This can be in the form of interpretation, investigation or trying to solve an issue.
You would use this as a statement in itself and towards someone when they commit the blunder.
You would use this as a statement in itself and towards someone when they commit the blunder.
Person 1: "I think superman's identity is Bruce Banner, I'm absolutely certain!"
Person 2: " Mate you're cooking milk..."
Person 2: " Mate you're cooking milk..."
Cooking Milk by CantEvenLift September 16, 2026