Definitions by CannonBalls
diamond doorknob
before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.
diamond doorknob by cannonballs December 21, 2014
casthma
casthma by Cannonballs April 19, 2014
TWSS
Thats what she said. This sentence is often used in situations where adding this sentence would make the conversation real funny and even change the topic altogether!
Example:
John, while putting the bait on his fishing rod: Whoa! This worm is BIG!
Peter: Thats what she said! (Or in texting, TWSS)
Example 2:
After the quick magic show, John says," That was quick"
Peter: Thats what she said!
Example 3:
John: You are a pain in the butt.
Peter: Thats what she said!
John, while putting the bait on his fishing rod: Whoa! This worm is BIG!
Peter: Thats what she said! (Or in texting, TWSS)
Example 2:
After the quick magic show, John says," That was quick"
Peter: Thats what she said!
Example 3:
John: You are a pain in the butt.
Peter: Thats what she said!
TWSS by CannonBalls March 16, 2009