Definitions by Canadian Daddy Mack

confuckure

When you attempt to customize a piece of tech gear with nonconforming software and end up bricking the device.

I was trying to update my old phone but it ended up confuckured.

When you get a burning sensation in your belly, and suddenly feel the need for an emergency trip to the closest washroom, it's firerhea.

I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible case of firerhea. It must have been the chili.