Can Not's definitions

MMOBB

Noun - An acronym that stands for massively Multiplayer Online Bulliten Board. Usually used to confront someone who takes an internet forum too seriously.

"Hehe, I have almost 44,000 posts, what are you going to do about that?"
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!11 His quantity/quality nature causes me to be inferior to him! DAMN THIS MMOBB!!! DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

by Can Not May 10, 2005

Quantity/Quality

noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies

1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"

2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"

2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"

2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."

by Can Not May 13, 2005

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005

Wall of Men

In most homes, there is a wall choosen to put people's names and pictures on. Saying someone has a wall of men is suggesting that they only have men on their wall of people. Usually suggesting someone is gay.

Sean: Where did Jeff go?
Mike: He went to go look at his "Wall of Men"

by Can Not March 13, 2005

suctorial

1. Highly likely to suck or often does suck.

2. The first word in the acronym SONY

1. a "Ah! Mommy! I turn it on, and I see that the vacuum clearner is suctorial!"
b. "The PlayStation 2 is a poorly designed peice of hardware. For example, The fan blows dust directly into the disc drive. That is one of my logical reasons to say the PS2 is a suctorial machine."

by Can Not March 13, 2005

wabba

noun - Wabbas are a group of species that mostly resemble green ducks.

Bob: Look at that strange green duck!
Mike: No, that is a wabba!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Pope!"

by Can Not March 14, 2005