Can Not's definitions

eet

verb - to take pleasure in looking at chunky objects. see veet veeter meeter teeter teet for more specific terms

Joe wasn't very poxilion, so he relied on his favorite pass-time of eeting to find himself hobbies, and eventually, a mate.

by Can Not April 5, 2005

CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.

"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."

by Can Not May 2, 2005

Holy Stroganove

noun - a CD drive that has been used to ensure the safe transportation of a CD.

It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.

Hillary Duff brought her Holy Stroganove to school so she can protect her massively superior school project. What a tuboyne!

by Can Not April 7, 2005

warm blooded murder

noun - a type of murder where killing was nessecary, and done for the good of everyone, not your own hatred or desires. Less animalistic than most murders.

Little Timmy: "I don't know why, but everyone wanted Larry dead, and I was the only one with a gun. So I shot him."
Ugiene: "thats warm blooded murder...you leet monster."
Kyle: "Press 555 if you like me!!!!!!1111"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Lisa!!"

by Can Not April 9, 2005

tuboyne

noun - an extremely nerdy, usually immature, teachers pet who obsesses over teachers and takes nerd to a whole new level of being highly resistable.

Cathrine Wilson is the biggest tuboyne I know!

by Can Not March 16, 2005

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not July 16, 2008