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Definitions by Can Not

Holy Stroganove 

noun - a CD drive that has been used to ensure the safe transportation of a CD.

It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.
Hillary Duff brought her Holy Stroganove to school so she can protect her massively superior school project. What a tuboyne!
Holy Stroganove by Can Not April 7, 2005
noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.
Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...
carta by Can Not April 7, 2005
verb - to rub someones upper arm as if to flirt
Jim: haha, I'm thexign you!
Larry: WTF? you meeter!!!1 why are your flirtishly rubbing my upper arm? are you a homosexual?
thex by Can Not April 7, 2005
verb - to take pleasure in looking at chunky objects. see veet veeter meeter teeter teet for more specific terms
Joe wasn't very poxilion, so he relied on his favorite pass-time of eeting to find himself hobbies, and eventually, a mate.
eet by Can Not April 5, 2005
noun - someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky objects. Some one who eets
Uh..., Jerry, you eeter, quit looking at those chunky monkeys, that's not what we are at your girlfreind's house for.
eeter by Can Not April 5, 2005

paper crane 

noun - a bird like object made of paper.
While his foe was picking his nose, Arcojidusitiua tried to fold a paper crane BLIND FOLDED!!! woah, what a veeter
paper crane by Can Not April 5, 2005

Zero Mass Theory 

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.

the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"

I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.

How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?

Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?

I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
Zero Mass Theory by Can Not April 4, 2005