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Holy Stroganove

noun - a CD drive that has been used to ensure the safe transportation of a CD.

It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.
Hillary Duff brought her Holy Stroganove to school so she can protect her massively superior school project. What a tuboyne!
by Can Not April 7, 2005
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Wall of Men

In most homes, there is a wall choosen to put people's names and pictures on. Saying someone has a wall of men is suggesting that they only have men on their wall of people. Usually suggesting someone is gay.
Sean: Where did Jeff go?
Mike: He went to go look at his "Wall of Men"
by Can Not March 13, 2005
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thex

verb - to rub someones upper arm as if to flirt
Jim: haha, I'm thexign you!
Larry: WTF? you meeter!!!1 why are your flirtishly rubbing my upper arm? are you a homosexual?
by Can Not April 7, 2005
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flamingoed

A rather "interesting" and "intense" way of claiming dominance over your enemy.
Bob: Oh no!!!! We are playing a game! I am losign!
John: OMG I will win!
*bob looses*
John: You just got flamingoed!!!
Jane: John your so hot you just flamingoed him!
by Can Not March 14, 2005
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secrew

verb - to screw with a crew - having a group of people or organizations work together to mess-up or "check-mate" a different organization or group of people.
"The European Union wants to secrew us by taking over the Middle East's oil recources. We must invade Iraq, take Saddam off the thrown, and prevent the enemy from secrewing over economy. Oh, by the way, I think Saddam does bad things."
by Can Not July 1, 2005
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CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.
"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."
by Can Not May 2, 2005
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Zero Mass Theory

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.

the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"

I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.

How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?

Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?

I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
by Can Not April 4, 2005
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