Can Not's definitions

Adolf Churchill

noun - the name of a person who has the first name of Adolf Hitler and the last name of Winston Churchill. They were enemies in WWII. Churchill has an electric statue. It is electric to keep the birds off.

Samantha: "Let us kill Adolf Churchill! He is a Nazi!"
Faith: "No! He is also half British!"
Samantha: "He is also sooooo cute! I love blondes!"
Faith: "Samantha, your black."
Samantha: "So now your gettinng all racist on me???1 DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!11"

by Can Not July 15, 2008

paininite

noun - the solid or physical form of pain.

"Bill smaking me with a huge peice of steel causes paininite upon my face."

"Being dumped by that extremely poxilion woman does not induce painite."

by Can Not April 23, 2005

eet

verb - to take pleasure in looking at chunky objects. see veet veeter meeter teeter teet for more specific terms

Joe wasn't very poxilion, so he relied on his favorite pass-time of eeting to find himself hobbies, and eventually, a mate.

by Can Not April 5, 2005

MMOBB

Noun - An acronym that stands for massively Multiplayer Online Bulliten Board. Usually used to confront someone who takes an internet forum too seriously.

"Hehe, I have almost 44,000 posts, what are you going to do about that?"
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!11 His quantity/quality nature causes me to be inferior to him! DAMN THIS MMOBB!!! DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

by Can Not May 10, 2005

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005

CD Drive

noun - a computer component. A tray like platform that pops out and holds drinks.

"As I returned from McDonolds, I pressed the button on me CD drive, then put my drink on it."

by Can Not May 2, 2005

Holy Stroganove

noun - a CD drive that has been used to ensure the safe transportation of a CD.

It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.

Hillary Duff brought her Holy Stroganove to school so she can protect her massively superior school project. What a tuboyne!

by Can Not April 7, 2005