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monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.
Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger
by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015
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Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.
That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!
by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
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buttlaw

A set of laws governing how butts should be used.

Booty ass
Dude: Did you stick a banana up your ass?
Dude 2: Nah, it's against Buttlaw
by Can't find my nipples June 2, 2016
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