Camp Lickalotta's definitions

hellfirebator

n. archaic

1. one who goes to hell for masturbation
2. one who thinks he/she is going to hell for masturbation

When I was a young Catholic, I became a hellfirebator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

christina aguilera

n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.

That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

hipster dancing

n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.

HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Bicyclist

n. A serious nuisance on Sound Transit's Sounder Commuter Rail.

I was supposed to get off of the Sounder train in Puyallup, but there was a bicyclist in my way.

by Camp Lickalotta August 25, 2009