christina aguilera

n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.

That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

hipster dancing

n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.

HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

pseudopatriot

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

Beck

n. A shaggy metrosexual who can do no wrong in the eyes of hipsters, no matter how many genres of music he exploits or how many samples he steals.

Beck is the exception to the rule, because he never sold out; even when he did sell out.

by Camp Lickalotta March 10, 2008

Bicyclist

n. A serious nuisance on Sound Transit's Sounder Commuter Rail.

I was supposed to get off of the Sounder train in Puyallup, but there was a bicyclist in my way.

by Camp Lickalotta August 25, 2009

quentin tarantino

n. anybody who's overly concerned with martial arts, blaxploitation, and tough women. See tool

Look at that douchebag with the samarai sword and gun-toting girlfriend. He's a total quentin tarantino.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008