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Definitions by Camo Clown

kettle effect 

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect
The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract
kettle effect by Camo Clown April 3, 2018

wank couch 

A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.
This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.
wank couch by Camo Clown February 16, 2017