Cali Laowai's definitions

Leroy Davis

An archetypical Texan man in cowboy boots, jeans, cowboy hat and a belt buckle bigger than a Gideon's Bible.

You'all seen Leroy Davis there with his sweet ice tea and fixin's for a bbq.

by Cali Laowai April 26, 2021

hyperwoke

Ultra politically correct and appealing to recognition of white privilege and recognizant of racism, sexism, ageism, homophobia, and ableism in all shapes sizes and forms.

My friend is hyperwoke - he uses he/him as pronouns in front of his name and is super consicous of his white male privilege.

by Cali Laowai January 27, 2021

Fred Murphy

An older pasty white male with a paunch looking for love in Southeast Asia.

I saw two Fred Murphys waiting for their filipina girlfriends in the hotel lobby.

by Cali Laowai May 26, 2018