Definitions by Caden F.

Penis 

A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?

This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?

Penis by Caden F. August 21, 2021

Rapp

A walking hairball covered in acrylic paint.
Getting an A is rarer than a diamond.
She only grades you on if she likes you (She won't like you).

Man, I painted the Mona Lisa and I got a C!
I got an A for spilling the paint on an index card. Guess Rapp likes me better.

Rapp by Caden F. May 29, 2021

Wiley On Wheels 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
She'll have your devices down
Or it's bye bye for you!

This girl is a math machine,
watch out out for those poppers!
she'll roll in on her thunderbird (or cart)

and rock your world!

Just remember to clean up your room.

Here comes Wiley On Wheels! Oh man, She is MAD!

Wiley On Wheels by Caden F. May 28, 2021

Lewison 

"OOOOOUUUTSIDE!!"
The man is a problem centered, good hearted, global issue finder!
He laughs at his own jokes, and watches 60 minutes!

Oh god, here comes the Lewison AGAIN...."OUUUTSIIIIDEEEEEE!!!!!"

Lewison by Caden F. May 28, 2021

Claudia 

A girl whose got stride, she better not get deported!
A spanish teachin' and speakin' machine!
You can always expect her to roll on in!

Did Claudia say "Clas-e dismiss-ed?"

Claudia by Caden F. May 28, 2021

Pasculano

A man, a plan, and a man bun.

You can expect him to have at least part of his shirt untucked, and he generally loves science and math.

Whoa, Mr P is ROCKIN' that man bun! The Pasculano is doin' it again!

Pasculano by Caden F. April 29, 2021