COW's definitions

celene

X out I'm going to kick your ass part, Its a hott girl that you don't see every day that makes you want to jack off right on the spot..

Celene makes me horny.

by Cow March 22, 2004

the move

A Maneuver a man makes when about to take a dump. The Move includes pulling down ones pants, bending over and crapping all at the same time. Some more skilled men also urinate as they conduct the Move.

If it werent for the move, I would have crapped in my pants and fell on my ass!

by Cow October 15, 2003

instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

by cow September 4, 2003

apple sauce

baby food for non-babies
especially for girls named "katherine"

"katherine, i am hungry, gimme some food"
"here is some apple sauce. i have a lot more stocked in my closet"

by cow September 4, 2003

california

A State thats pretty much like every other state, yet for some reason people pick on it more than any other state in the union. Talk about a jealous bunch

California fucking rocks. But so does every other state. Now shut the fuck up and go to work.

by Cow July 5, 2003

discofever

a man who excels above others

man, you're such a DiscoFever

by cow March 21, 2003

sekt

To chew excess scrotal skin.

<Sekt> I chew on the scrote.

by Cow March 21, 2003