12 definitions by COTT PETERSON
eve 6 is an awesome band who are not sellouts
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005
everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005
The S & M community is for people with bizzare fetishes. At S & M parties Rashad wearing only big leather boots, straps leather around Dylan and his ostrich. He then proceeds to place suction cups on their nipples. Now he continues his ritual by sucking the milk out of the moist nipples untill they are dry. With this milk he takes Chris's ass hairs and makes a smoothie with the ostrich and Dylan milk and Chris ass hairs. He takes his final product to Harlem where it is sold on the streets or at S & M parties. Other fetishes of Rashad's are recieving Hot Carls from his fine Sri Lankian elephants.
by COTT PETERSON March 3, 2005
The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop
Opposite of the perfect poop
by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005
a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank
by COTT PETERSON March 10, 2005
1.a person usually white who thinks hes a ganster but hes not and lives in a rich suburb or rural area.
2. A fake gangsta
2. A fake gangsta
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005
the act of cruising in an expensive car until you come to a truck stop, leaving your car, and meeting one driver. you then proceed to lombardi slap him until he cries from the pain. that hick bitch deserves to be slapped.
last night i was cruisin' and i saw some guy was giving a truckster papa to some redneck...it was hilarious!
by COTT PETERSON March 2, 2005