vai tomar no cu

Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning "fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense.

"Vai tomar no cu" he said to the Mother Superior as he hightailed to the street, dressed only an a wimple.

by cornholio October 12, 2003

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 04, 2003

meshuggah

Crazy; nuts; psycho; a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the Yiddish.

Sky-diving? You'd have to be meshuggah.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

authoritaah

Eric Cartman's version of Authority

Hey! I am a cop And You WILL Respect my Authoritaah!

by cornholio July 19, 2003

cancer tube

Ciagrette; health stick, fag

I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

puppy

(1) A thing.
(2) A person.

(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 12, 2003