COOL's definitions

shuffpwn

The ultimate form of being owned. To be owned greatly.

Tim's girl ran off with a 7-year-old. He has been shffpwnd.

by cool July 24, 2004

Flugigo

A gay little faggot thingy magigy.

Gay poeple with toys.

by Cool June 26, 2004

Obscene Nerd

Obscene nerd originating from Italy, from the latin root word ob meaning ugly and scene meaning istudytomuch, and nerd coming from the word nerdea, referring to the ugly scholars of the time first coming to use in the vernacular around 570 BC

Kables threw a book at an obscene nerd and broke her glasses; Kables then started laughing at the fact the obscene nerd will never have sex.

by cool April 11, 2004

dashiznit

A really shitty "player" of the online pimping game, IdlePimps.
Talks a lot of shit, as if he has a leg to stand on, but in reality is really a worthless piece of shit.

My name is DAshiZNIt and I think I am DA SHIT!

by Cool March 19, 2004

rems

A fat wrestler on the crone wrestling team who frequently has orgies with Daniel A.

Rems sucks penis

by Cool March 15, 2004

saddamize

To accuse someone of a heinous crime by vehement assertion, often without any concrete proof.

If you want to attack a country, try to saddamize its government first.

by Cool March 5, 2004

metrosexual

Kill Hannah

The Kill Hannah guys are metro, not gay!

by cool November 19, 2003