CHaZ's definitions

What the

An expression of surprise, or incomprehension.

Also see
What the hell
What the heck
What the fuck
WTF
What in Blue Blazes

As his slumbering mind was touched by the dawning rays of wakefulness, his first impression was of a mop of frizzy orange hair brushing his face. Awareness suddenly slapped him upside his head, not only was there was a person seated on his lap, but he was strapped inside a car sardine-can-packed with clowns, missiling towards a burning building. "What the!" he exclaimed.

by Chaz August 11, 2005

your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

by Chaz April 17, 2004

artificial sweetener

Sperm or Man juice. Also known as jiz.

She took a sip of my artificial sweetener.

by Chaz July 8, 2004

shiznit

The shit, the best, awesome, sweet

Popeye's chicken is the shiznit

by Chaz December 4, 2003

mogre

A Fattius Maximus, or quijibo. Usually travels in packs (i.e. with a Grummis). Children are usually scared of it, and with good reason. His large hair contains many wonders, such a boogers, wax, and often resin. If seen, do not panic, much like a t-rex, if you do not move, it can not see you.

Oh shit, it's a mogre

by CHAZ February 18, 2004

humberstone

A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute

Salute our God, Humberstone

by CHaZ October 4, 2015