pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.
Don't be a pecker snot!
by Chris December 02, 2003
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Yagz

A fat man horribly obessed with himself and his car, who sucks at everything but thinks that he is the greatest.
yo man, that guy last night was such a Yagz
by Chris March 20, 2005
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yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years
"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)
by Chris September 18, 2005
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Cleveland Steamroller

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.
There is no example i can give
by chris April 01, 2004
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American Couch Sloth

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.
"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"
by Chris June 29, 2004
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assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass
Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex
by chris April 01, 2005
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dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.
by Chris February 04, 2004
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