pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 02, 2003

Yagz

A fat man horribly obessed with himself and his car, who sucks at everything but thinks that he is the greatest.

yo man, that guy last night was such a Yagz

by Chris March 20, 2005

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

Cleveland Steamroller

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.

There is no example i can give

by chris April 01, 2004

American Couch Sloth

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.

"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"

by Chris June 29, 2004

assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

by chris April 01, 2005

dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

by Chris February 04, 2004