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A President Chavez professional hater with no knowledge of his/her own country's history and blames the president for all the shit happening in his/her life. All of them suffer from various mental diseases like schizophrenia and delusion. Their leaders are meaningless, cowards and gay. They think themselves as the majority in Venezuela but (truth be told) they almost nothing. They want to be the next "balseros" in Miami.
by Chris March 11, 2005
Get the Escualido mug.A proud and loyal fan of the "Leones del Caracas" the best baseball team venezuela has ever had. Although sometimes defined as cocky, petulant and brashly self-confident, a Caraquista is just a person who (no matter what) thinks his/her team is the best in the universe; in fact, the Leones are the venezuelan equal of the New York Yankees. Enough said!
by Chris March 11, 2005
Get the Caraquista mug.A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.
About the 90% of the venezuelan media.
Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
About the 90% of the venezuelan media.
Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!
by Chris March 11, 2005
Get the Escualido mug.1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
by Chris January 7, 2006
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1.)Grand Old Party, Rebublicans
2.)Stock Brokers, Southerners, Big Buisness Managers, Alchoholics, White People and the richest 1% of Americans
3.)A little over half of US citizens
4.)People who want to preseve Naziism
1.)Grand Old Party, Rebublicans
2.)Stock Brokers, Southerners, Big Buisness Managers, Alchoholics, White People and the richest 1% of Americans
3.)A little over half of US citizens
4.)People who want to preseve Naziism
Nigger 1:The damn GOP ain't gonn give my baby's momma social security!
Nigger 2:What the fuck is Social Security?
Nigger 1: I don't give a fuck. My baby's momma wants me to snipe him out when he's pissin. He pisses right next to a window.
Nigger 2: You oc nigga
Nigger 2:What the fuck is Social Security?
Nigger 1: I don't give a fuck. My baby's momma wants me to snipe him out when he's pissin. He pisses right next to a window.
Nigger 2: You oc nigga
by Chris May 13, 2005
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by Chris March 12, 2005
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