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Qwez

In education, a quiz that is worth more than a standard quiz, but not worth as much as a test.

word origin: I was trying to say "quiz" but was thinking "test" in my head, and the responding word was "qwez".
Jesse: "I have a qwez tomorrow."
Wayne: "Qwez? Qwez? That is the gayest word I've ever heard"
by Cds May 2, 2006
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whored

inj. A remark that expresses disbelief toward something.
v. Like owned, except more universal and doesn't make you look like a noob when you say it. Can be applied to anything you want.
inj. Kevin: Man I just dropped all my cigarettes. James: Whored.

v. Michael Jordan whored all his competition. I just got whored by an ace on the river.
by Cds April 21, 2006
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cock hawk

A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.
I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.
by Cds January 18, 2006
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sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 26, 2005
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bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

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Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.
by Cds April 18, 2005
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bad beat

In poker, usually, it is when you lose a hand that seemed like it was going to win to a person who got extremely lucky.

Usually followed by a very pointless bad beat story
The biggest bad beat I can remember is when I had pocket queens and the flop was:

Q44. The other guy had KJ and caught two runner Kings for the higher full house.

I was 99.4% favored to win the pot.
by Cds April 18, 2005
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the ground

nickname for alcohol.

Word origin is when Jesse Zeller was at a party in which he drunkenly blurted out, "All You Need Is The Ground". Soon after that, people at that party started calling alcohol, the ground.
Jesse: COLE!!!!
Cole: what?!
Jesse: All you need is the ground
by Cds September 23, 2004
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