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Definitions by C.T Tracy

a KWYJIBO is a rule, idea, or excuse. made up on the fly to cheat in a board or video game.

originating from the season one episode 2 "bart the genius" episode of the simpsons where during a gem of scrabble he spells the word "KWYJIBO" and describes it as "a big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin" as an attempt to get out of the game early
"dude you cant do that its against the rules to do that"1
"since when?" 2
"since forever!" 1
"your full of it thats a total KWYJIBO"
KWYJIBO by C.T Tracy July 25, 2024

A brainless genius

Someone who does things wrong so unfathomablely well and seems like they know what they're doing that other people not only think they are right but you are an idiot for think otherwise
" You see if you flip the pan on the spatula you can flip the sandwich!"
"You can just use the spatula?"
"No you gotta use the pan it works"
"Your a brainless genius."
A brainless genius by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

An Irish whirlpool 

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing
"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool
An Irish whirlpool by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

Breaking the record 

The action of intentionally repeating oneself to win an argument or get they're way
"Dude yes they can"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"I've seen them do it"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"
"your just gonna keep breaking the record aren't y-"
"TURKEYS CANT FLY"

(Turkey guy is promptly beat to death)
Breaking the record by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023
A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent
"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"
Steven by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023

Video-Phsyco 

Someone who is perfectly normal irl but in video games is the most sick and twisted mother fucker ever. The kind to play people playground and make machines to maximize pain. Then he goes and makes food and reads a book
"Dude what the fuck are you doing?"
"What? It's just a human oven"
"What is wrong with you you video-phsyco"
Video-Phsyco by C.T Tracy February 2, 2023

Josegonzallez.2005

The name of that one guy on your tesm in any game wearing all free stuff snd rocking the worst weapons or tools physically possible but still doing well with them. A savant of gaming
"How the hell is Josegonzallez.2005 top scoring? HES USING THE insert worst weapon in your favorite game here FOR FUCKS SAKE"
Josegonzallez.2005 by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022