5 definitions by C.S. Lewis Jr.

rectilinear

Pertaining to the measurement of one's asshole.

After a vigorous session of anal sex, Bob's anus had expanded to 3 rectilinear inches.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

hershey windstorm

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.

The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

colon spelunking

The act of anal sex.

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.

You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

porntificate

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.

Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004