C. Wallace's definitions

hammered

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".

"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

Cacker

(Adj.) Someone who exaggerates the truth. A person whom most often then not, always has a story to tell in relation to the conversation, most often the story is made up or a gross exaggeration of the truth.

"Bob, did you see that J.F.K. Documentary?" "My brother's roomates uncles, fathers, sister, friends, aunt is best friends with J.F.K." "Damn, Bob you are such a cacker!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

ancient

Meaning something is old, in slang terms. Ususally used in a negative sense of the word.

"Man, that song's ancient"
"I heard that story before, that's ancient"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

Wicked

New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really, very and hella.

To describe how great something is: "This car is wicked cool!"
To show aggravation: "This fucking guy is a wicked asshole!"
To show frustration: "That guy is wicked slow!"
To show amazement: "Wow, that game is wicked awesome!"
To describe a person: "She's a wicked bitch!"
To describe the weather: "Man, it's wicked hot out here!"
To emphasize feelings: "That story made me wicked sad!"
To exaggerate your point: "That took a wicked long time!"

"That wicked cool car is wicked fast is owned by that wicked old guy, who drives it wicked slow when it's wicked hot out, which makes me wicked sad cause I'm wicked broke and I got to walk a wicked long way."

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

Wambulance

A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.

" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

No Shit Sherlock

Someone who believes they always have the answers, a know-it-all. Usually used to insult that person when they make a stupid insight or just repeat what has already been said. Sherlock being a reference to the literary detective sherlock Holmes.

"We should fix this tire."
"Well, if I were you I'd fix the tire."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Juice Hound

A way to describe someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Someone who looks for alcohol any way they can get it.

"I drank all my beer, got any?"
"Get lost you juice hound!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004