C. Ferb's definitions

Netflixer

A person who uses Netflix and popcorn to get someone to come "chill" when they actually want to fuck.

Girl: We never really watch "movies", he always wants to fuck. He's just a netflixer girl, don't fall for it.

by C. Ferb January 18, 2015

Scud

A female who looks good from far away but up close she's ugly as hell.

Bro she looked good from across the hall, she was a fucking scud up close though.

by C. Ferb January 19, 2015

Futile

Someone who believes they're going to grow up to be a nurse, doctor, lawyer, rapper, singer, athlete, or any other high paying job, but they really grow up to be another typical fuckboy, thot, pornstar (get paid great but is a very disrespected job), work at a fast food joint, or any other low-paying job.

Girl: I'm gonna be a nurse when I grow up.
Boy: Yo gpa like 1.8.
Girl: so, what that mean?
Boy: Mean you futile as a bitch.

by C. Ferb January 19, 2015

Eviction Pussy

A vagina that has been penetrated so hard and consistently that it no longer has walls; usually appears on thots, hoes and pornstars

Why would I want to fuck her brah? She got that eviction pussy.

by C. Ferb January 19, 2015