Seriously. I can't tell the difference between Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. What the fuck is with all these shitty rock bands that sound like each other?
by C-Mills January 21, 2010
by C-Mills March 26, 2008
Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
by C-Mills April 11, 2012
The act of watching a college football game on ABC and taking a shot every time Brent Musburger mentions the Big Ten, if the two teams playing are not from the Big Ten. This form of entertainment is recommended only for alcoholics and college students, as anyone else who attempts it will be rendered brain dead.
My friends and I played the Brent Musburger Drinking Game while watching Texas vs. Oklahoma. Now we are on the waiting list for liver transplants.
by C-Mills December 08, 2011
Rock band known for a string of hit songs in the '80s, such as "Can't Fight This Feeling" and "Take it on the Run"
synonomous with "overrated"
synonomous with "overrated"
REO Speedwagon is the most overrated band ever; they just played the same song over and over again and changed the lyrics a little bit
"Goddammit...REO Speedwagon wrote another shitty love song."
"Yeah...they're just a crappy rip-off of Styx."
"Goddammit...REO Speedwagon wrote another shitty love song."
"Yeah...they're just a crappy rip-off of Styx."
by C-Mills September 13, 2008