Definitions by C L G

Green Box Pills 

A term for drugs that's generally used for safe, over-the-counter medication.

“My back is killing me. I'm gonna need to get some Green Box Pills.”

Green Box Pills by C L G June 29, 2020

Fuckdangler 

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

Fuckdangler by C L G June 13, 2020

Green Sign 

When you con someone into signing a deal that benefits you better than the other member.

“Err.. Joe? It says you get 99% of my company for Nothing... Are you trying to get a Green Sign?”
“No, no. Read less, sign more.”

Green Sign by C L G March 24, 2020

Heapdog

When 5 or more sausages of different meats are put into the same hotdog buns and eaten with at least 3 types of sauce.

"Where are all our sausages?? And what the Fuck are you eating???"
"It's just a Heapdog..."

Heapdog by C L G March 24, 2020

Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.

"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."

Jaycheesing by C L G March 24, 2020

Footwhere

Derived from the word 'Footwear', this phrase means you've lost your shoes and are asking where they are.

"Jimmy. You got no shoes, Man."
"I know. Footwhere???"
"Dunno, Jimbo. Dunno."

Footwhere by C L G March 24, 2020

Dive-Thru 

In aquatics, the act of ordering fast food in a submarine or other water-associated transport system at an underwater drive-thru.

"Hey! How was your submarine trip?!"
"It was great, Dave! We went to the Dive-Thru!"

Dive-Thru by C L G March 24, 2020