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by Byakuya's left sock July 9, 2021
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Ultimate Baseball Pro, or something, man, idk.
his hair looks like it was bleached with carrot juice.
bro's never been to a baseball practice session, but he's good? damn? he was to be a rockstar, though.
he also isekai'd Sayaka Maizono cuz Sayaka wanted to kill him (out of desperation, poor girl's so lonely, stop bullying her, ya Celestia Ludenberg stans), but he turned the tables and killed her in the shower (dead in the bathroom, amirite?).
"it was in self-defense, man!"
i'd rather call him 11037 or carrot head.
he got executed in the first class trial by ✨balls in his jawssss✨, literally.
Ultimate Baseball Pro, or something, man, idk.
his hair looks like it was bleached with carrot juice.
bro's never been to a baseball practice session, but he's good? damn? he was to be a rockstar, though.
he also isekai'd Sayaka Maizono cuz Sayaka wanted to kill him (out of desperation, poor girl's so lonely, stop bullying her, ya Celestia Ludenberg stans), but he turned the tables and killed her in the shower (dead in the bathroom, amirite?).
"it was in self-defense, man!"
i'd rather call him 11037 or carrot head.
he got executed in the first class trial by ✨balls in his jawssss✨, literally.
Makoto "the Eggo" Naegi: "ayo, who killed Sayaka in the bathroom?"
Leon Kuwata: "it was in self-defense, dude, i swear 😭”
Leon Kuwata: "it was in self-defense, dude, i swear 😭”
by Byakuya's left sock February 22, 2023
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if you know, you know.
just go listen to Plus Boy, then you'd probably understand.
this was supposed to be a half-hearted joke, btw.
if you know, you know.
just go listen to Plus Boy, then you'd probably understand.
this was supposed to be a half-hearted joke, btw.
Rin: "Len can be such a shota boy sometimes."
Len, three feet over: "I'm literally right next to you, Rin, how could you-"
*beings to sing Plus Boy sadly*
Rin: "SHUT UP, SHOTA BOY!"
Len, three feet over: "I'm literally right next to you, Rin, how could you-"
*beings to sing Plus Boy sadly*
Rin: "SHUT UP, SHOTA BOY!"
by Byakuya's left sock August 29, 2023
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he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
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"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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has the most toxic group of defenders known to man. don't believe me? they made a hitlist. a genuine hitlist on people who are pointing out Niji's controversies.
can they stop dragging poor Selen Tatsuki/Dokibird's name in the dirt? i get it, she uploaded a video without approval, but damn, did y'all consider that *timezones exist?* y'all saying she's the one in the wrong, meanwhile she's been struggling from mismanagement within your company and getting bullied? lol. put on the clown wig, bluds.
this agency also includes:
- a fanbase that'll get angry over a few livers eating from a Starbucks in Japan, but they *won't* do the same for a liver who's racist? um, okay.
- a black "livestream" (Anycolor yet they chose black, amirite?)
- drama and controversies up the wazoo
- livers not getting their own YouTube play buttons
- and much much more.
the Nijisanji Defense Force can fight me, i could 1v1 them in a Walmart parking lot, just watch 🥰🙏
this whole dictionary entry is just negligible.
#sinktheyacht
has the most toxic group of defenders known to man. don't believe me? they made a hitlist. a genuine hitlist on people who are pointing out Niji's controversies.
can they stop dragging poor Selen Tatsuki/Dokibird's name in the dirt? i get it, she uploaded a video without approval, but damn, did y'all consider that *timezones exist?* y'all saying she's the one in the wrong, meanwhile she's been struggling from mismanagement within your company and getting bullied? lol. put on the clown wig, bluds.
this agency also includes:
- a fanbase that'll get angry over a few livers eating from a Starbucks in Japan, but they *won't* do the same for a liver who's racist? um, okay.
- a black "livestream" (Anycolor yet they chose black, amirite?)
- drama and controversies up the wazoo
- livers not getting their own YouTube play buttons
- and much much more.
the Nijisanji Defense Force can fight me, i could 1v1 them in a Walmart parking lot, just watch 🥰🙏
this whole dictionary entry is just negligible.
#sinktheyacht
by Byakuya's left sock March 12, 2024
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i don't even know what else to put here, cuz they've got so much drama, but all i can say is now the people are mad, the workers are mad, the substations are blowing up, the machinery's being destroyed, the workers demand raises, and we're still sitting in the dark, waiting for the lights to go on so that i can finish my homework.
thanks, Eskom, for making me fall farther behind.
i don't even know what else to put here, cuz they've got so much drama, but all i can say is now the people are mad, the workers are mad, the substations are blowing up, the machinery's being destroyed, the workers demand raises, and we're still sitting in the dark, waiting for the lights to go on so that i can finish my homework.
thanks, Eskom, for making me fall farther behind.
by Byakuya's left sock November 15, 2022
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he (yes, i said "he") is the Ultimate Programmer, and is pretty much on everyone's "Protect at all costs" lists.
he's wicked smart, being able to program his own AI named Alter Ego.
best bean ever.
I like to call him Cheerio, because his smile cheers me up.
he's NOT a girl, nor is he trans, or even fem-oriented, sorry guys, but he dresses girly so that people would stop picking on him, but he wishes he could be stronger, which is why he enlisted the help of one Mondo Owada in Chapter 2, but got bonked by said Mondo (for reasons i'll get into on his definition), and later got strung up by one fabulous Byakuya Togami.
Cheerio Chihiro should've lived ; - ;
he (yes, i said "he") is the Ultimate Programmer, and is pretty much on everyone's "Protect at all costs" lists.
he's wicked smart, being able to program his own AI named Alter Ego.
best bean ever.
I like to call him Cheerio, because his smile cheers me up.
he's NOT a girl, nor is he trans, or even fem-oriented, sorry guys, but he dresses girly so that people would stop picking on him, but he wishes he could be stronger, which is why he enlisted the help of one Mondo Owada in Chapter 2, but got bonked by said Mondo (for reasons i'll get into on his definition), and later got strung up by one fabulous Byakuya Togami.
Cheerio Chihiro should've lived ; - ;
by Byakuya's left sock May 2, 2023
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