By APPLE INC's definitions

Nostalgia

The feeling of great sadness and emptiness when one of the senses it brought upon by a similar sensation in your past life.

Timmy: Man this Minecraft music goes hard.

Johnny: yea bro…..

Timmy: why are you crying?

Johnny: it’s just so…. Nostalgia

by By APPLE INC April 3, 2023

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it

Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

Grapefruit

A underrated fruit, it’s not a type of grape surprisingly. It’s named a grape fruit, because a fuck head in a pub During the 1450s

Hey did you hear about the story of a grapefruit?

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021