queefqueg

Male or female human resembling barnacle encrusted salty-dog and reeking of body odor, frequently found near loading docks and behind grocery stores.

Man, I saw a queefqueg out in Barstow. How'd he get there from Venice Beach?

by Buzz Zoo April 26, 2007

shitsquatch

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.

Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!

by Buzz Zoo June 07, 2007