Definitions by Butch1975.

Edible 

Term used to describe a child that isnt just cute for his parents, but for the other inhabitants of this earth.

OMG, that child Arthur that you made with that guy is so cute, I wonder if he's edible.

Edible by Butch1975. April 1, 2025

Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".

Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction

Soccer mom by Butch1975. March 17, 2025

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.

"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

Snowball's chance in hell by Butch1975. July 31, 2023

Torture 

Chaperoning a young childs talent show.

Wow. Just when i thought the torture of the talent show was enough, they played twinkle twinkle little star and the children started singing. It was the soundtrack to hell.

Torture by Butch1975. March 19, 2017