Definitions by Burt Farp

Pardon the gas 

Excuse my flatulence, please.

Pardon the gas,
it had to pass,
unfortunately for you,
it came out my ass!

Pardon the gas by Burt Farp January 2, 2007

G.A.S. 

G od
A wful
S tench

Fart, flatulence, ass gas, bean bomb.

J.T. released some G.A.S. in the elevator and almost killed us!

G.A.S. by Burt Farp January 2, 2007

dawn fee 

"Donphi" is Cantonese for "fart". From this Cantonese word comes the American slang word "Dawn Fee" meaning "a female fart". (A male fart is "Don Fee").

BILLY: "Bobby, did YOU fart?"

BOBBY: "Hell no! That's a DAWN Fee. Can't you tell?"

dawn fee by Burt Farp August 1, 2006

Taco Smell 

(1) The smell of a pussy.

(2) Taco Bell restaurant.

(3) A fragrant reminder of yesterday's visit to Taco Bell.

(3) (Rip a big one) "Sorry guys, but I have a bad case of Taco Smell".

Taco Smell by Burt Farp May 15, 2006

Don Fee

From the Cantonese "donphi" meaning "fart". Don Fee = male fart. (A female fart is Dawn Fee).

(Pull out your cell phone when you feel a fart coming on)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)

Don Fee by Burt Farp May 14, 2006