Burnt Reynolds's definitions
ETA means "Eat That Ass"... So if you see an exceptionally attractive woman whose ass you would enjoy licking, then you would ETA.
by Burnt Reynolds August 22, 2011

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!
by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018
