Definitions by Burnt Reynolds

Balloon Boy 

The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!

Balloon Boy by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018

ETA

ETA means "Eat That Ass"... So if you see an exceptionally attractive woman whose ass you would enjoy licking, then you would ETA.

Holy shit dude that chick was so fine, I'd ETA.

ETA by Burnt Reynolds August 22, 2011