Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

coon shine

Alcoholic booze preferred by colored guys, such as Colt 45 or Country Club.

Leonidas gonna score us some coon shine.

coon shine by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

blind mullet 

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.

Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.

blind mullet by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

mullet by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

us army 

An organization that makes MEN out of its members.

The U. S. Army sure made a man out of Lynndie England.

us army by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

public school 

An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.

Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.

public school by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

slop chute 

A urinal in a men's rest room.

Hey, man, let me at that slop chute. My back teeth are floating.

slop chute by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

can of whoopass 

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

can of whoopass by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005