Bumkicker Slade's definitions

roach coach

A barf buggy. An industrial catering truck.

It's break time. Let's get a Moon Pie off the roach coach.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

slop chute

A urinal in a men's rest room.

Hey, man, let me at that slop chute. My back teeth are floating.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

tile peeler

A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.

Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

lunger

A thick wad of spittle dredged up from the bottom and expectorated in a public place.

Simon hacked a lunger in front of Miss Janelle's Dance Studio.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Dead Indian

An empty liquor bottle.

After the party, a dozen dead Indians lay on the floor.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

death

The perfect and ideal state for all crips, bloods, Pachuco boys, and other urban terrorist scum.

The Streetsweeper announced a death sentence for Raymond, and summarily carried it out.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005