Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

linguisa 

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.

There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.

linguisa by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Green Death 

Rainier Ale, a brew from Washington.

It used to come in dark green cans. Open on of those cans and the room smelled like death for a few moments. The beer inside the can definitely was an acquired taste. But it was delicious!

Waldo always took a six pack of Green Death to BYOB parties. That way, he was assured of having all six cans.

Green Death by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

shallow by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

arrogant 

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.

Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.

arrogant by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

vulgar 

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.

Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.

vulgar by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

dead badger 

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

dead badger by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

street sweeper 

A person who, acting alone and without gang affiliation, forcibly ejects crips, bloods, pachuco boys, and other predatory criminals and terrorists from public places. He removes one or more greasy slimes at a time, either temporarily or permenantly. He works freelance, and is not a fuzz, a cop, or other deputized hireling.

Bumkicker Slade was, in his younger days, an infamous Oakland street sweeper. The local homies warned each other about him, saying "Ooooo weeee, watch out fo dat white boy. He be crazy!" A cool shotgun was named after him because it was almost as effective.

street sweeper by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005