volcanhole

a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine

-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Bum Stiggity Bum

Basically a slang genius. He just invents slang all day and listens to Das EFX.

-Hey where's Bum Stiggity Bum?
-Droppin' knowledge on Urban Dictionary.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 03, 2010

Aussie Ausbourne

A huge rock star from Australia who bites the heads off of wombats on stage.

-G'day mate, you see Aussie last noyt?
-Aussie Ausbourne? Yeah mate, front row, oym still cahvahd in the blood of mahsupyuls.

by Bum Stigity Bum March 03, 2011

rapeape

A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.

-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

shoot the fair one

hand to hand combat, free of weapons our outside influence (your friends jumping in); a fair fight

"Put the gun down, be a man and let's shoot the fair one."

by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010

chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010