whorilla

A lady of the night with a burly physical appearance, usually covered in hair. Just a hideous specimen.

-I've got dick drippins again.
-Whorin' it up last night?
-Dude, I balled a whorilla.
-Good God man, you're beyond help.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010

chimnasium

Where Santa works out in the off-season.

Mrs. Claus - Why are you all covered in soot?
Santa- Bitch I was gettin my pump on in the chimnasium.

by Bum Stigity Bum January 20, 2011

e-tard

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.

-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 17, 2011

chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

rapeape

A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.

-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010

Picassbro

your only artistic friend, the token artsy guy

-hey whose scarf is this?
-oh thats just my picassbro's

by Bum Stigity Bum November 08, 2010

D'ove

Homer Simpson's soap of choice.

Where'd i put that bar of....D'ove! (hits head on shower faucet)

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010