Bum Stigity Bum's definitions

Aussie Ausbourne

A huge rock star from Australia who bites the heads off of wombats on stage.

-G'day mate, you see Aussie last noyt?
-Aussie Ausbourne? Yeah mate, front row, oym still cahvahd in the blood of mahsupyuls.

by Bum Stigity Bum March 3, 2011

rapeape

A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.

-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Bum Stiggity Bum

Basically a slang genius. He just invents slang all day and listens to Das EFX.

-Hey where's Bum Stiggity Bum?
-Droppin' knowledge on Urban Dictionary.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 14, 2010

volcanhole

a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine

-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

shoot the fair one

hand to hand combat, free of weapons our outside influence (your friends jumping in); a fair fight

"Put the gun down, be a man and let's shoot the fair one."

by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010

chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

lolspeak

a variant of the english language featuring acronyms usually only encountered in text messages and electronic mail correspondences

-OMG WTF is his problem?
-excuse me?
-oh sry just using lolspeak

by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010