Definitions by Bud E Love

scat porn 

1. typically a Japanese porn delicacy, sex involved with fecal matter.
2. naked women taking a dump
3. porn in which someone shits into someone elses mouth

Moe loves scat porn as much as he likes beastiality porn.

scat porn by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

log 

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

log by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

Stinky Weaselteats 

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

Stinky Weaselteats by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

nutters 

1. an angry baby squirrel that attacks when provoked.

Dale screamed like a little school girl when Nutters the teeny, tiny baby squirrel ran up his leg.

nutters by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

kool and the gang 

1. description that everything is copasetic, or alright.

Joe, "Hey, you guys ready to roll?"
Mick, "Yup, we're kool and the gang baby."

kool and the gang by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile 

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

baldy the one eyed champ 

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

baldy the one eyed champ by Bud E Love May 14, 2003