Bud E Love's definitions

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

little i

1. impotent, unable to acheive erection

When you get old, you'll have the little i staring at you, limp dick.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

hookerific

A girl/woman who has dressed extra slutty. Like a whore.

Damn, that bitch looks hookerific.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

kool and the gang

1. description that everything is copasetic, or alright.

Joe, "Hey, you guys ready to roll?"
Mick, "Yup, we're kool and the gang baby."

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

bun burgler

Male who tricks his date (female or male) into taking in the ass. Typically with use of alcohol or drugs.

Dude, Sean is such a bun burgler. He put it in Sandy's ass when she was drunk.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

lo mein

1. reference to a woman's labia or outer vagina.

I wonder how Ginger's lo mein is looking after all these years?

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

ripped

1. to be drunk or intoxicated to an extreme point.
2. the act of a large fart

1. Man I was so ripped last night when I decided to piss on the drunk fat girls face.
2. I ripped a huge one, had to check my chonies for spotting.

by Bud E Love September 23, 2003