Bucket Life's definitions

AIM

Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses.

"My AIM is a pain in the ass!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Phat

Adjective: A word that grotesquely large people use to describe themselves so they feel clever, witty, and funnier than that of one who is at an envied weight.

"GOD DAMN! You are one PHAT lard."
"You said it, baby! I'm BACONLICIOUS!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Shorthand

Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.

"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

LOL

Acronym: "Lint of Light". The most powerful weapon of online games. This is usually in lowercase, but in uppercase for more emphasis.

"lol?"
"LOL! runzorz 4 ur lives!”

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Kid

Noun: An object that seems to have unlocked the key to unlimited energy in combination with annoyance. Loud noises emit from pretty much every hole in their body. To stop them and/or shut them up, kick them in the face. Not lightly either, so kick them hard.

"LA LA! I AM A KID! LA LA-" *SMASH!* <-- That is the sound of a kick to the face!

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Dance

Verb: An Americanized form of martial arts in action. This consists of odd movement, usually coinciding with the beats of music. Though, many homeless people do it without music. The instant you see someone do this, they are preparing to attack, therefore you should immediately rush them before they strike.

"Hey, do you...do you wanna dance?"
"WHAT! HEY BUBBA, THIS FOO IS THREATENING ME!"
"You threatin' Clair?! Now you die, mothafucka!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Fatty Fat Fat Kid

Noun: A car; An insult for a child the SIZE of a car.

"Got the keys?"
"Yeah, but your fatty fat fat kid is in the way."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007