Definitions by Bucket Life

Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

Blasphemy by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Shorthand 

Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.

"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"

Shorthand by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Fatty Fat Fat Kid 

Noun: A car; An insult for a child the SIZE of a car.

"Got the keys?"
"Yeah, but your fatty fat fat kid is in the way."

Fatty Fat Fat Kid by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Angry 

Adjective: A state of emotion caused by happiness. This results in the face scrunching up as they yell out obscenities in sheer bliss. Sometimes, impulsive violence arises because they do not want the happiness to end.

"WOW! He is so angry with joy!"
"Really?"
"YEP! He broke my nose!"

Angry by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Emotional 

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.

"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"

Emotional by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

LOL 

Acronym: "Lint of Light". The most powerful weapon of online games. This is usually in lowercase, but in uppercase for more emphasis.

"lol?"
"LOL! runzorz 4 ur lives!”

LOL by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

LMAO

Acronym: Lighting My Ass On (Fire). The term was originally written as LMAOF, but people got even lazier over the years, and shortened it by one letter.

Sometimes, though, its true form is misspelled as "LMFAO". This is a common mistake, for the "F" is supposed to be at the end of the acronym.

"LMAO!"
"Ah hahaha!"

LMAO by Bucket Life October 16, 2007