Buck Futt's definitions

EAPOS

Eating A Pile Of Shit. Figuratively or literally, this is just an expression of disdain for a current situation, similar to "FML". This one of those types of Internet text Acronyms that should be on here (i.e. OMW or the ever annoying, K).

"What are you doing right now?"

"EAPOS. MM, MMM tasty! Life sucks! I guess I'm destined to EAPOS forever."

by Buck Futt February 17, 2010

sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

Journeyroll

Similar to a Rickroll, A Journeyroll happens Any time a DJ, a cover band, jukebox or anyone at any time plays "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. This song is becoming more insidious and annoying a Rickroll ever was or ever will be.

"Down at the Pub last night some A-hole had to Journeyroll us 3 times on the jukebox. How fucking annoying! I never believed and always hated that band and song!"

by Buck Futt March 8, 2009

kinderdrunk

Either underage or early 20 something people who act like idiots under the influence of alchol. These people cannot hold their liquor whatsoever, yet insist on imbibing massive amounts of it anyway, on a regular basis (ie. almost every night). Pubs and other drinking establishments effectively take over raising these people where TV, and in rare cases, their parents left off. Vomiting, fighting, and public urination are all commonplace things for kinderdrunks, along with a wide assortment ot moronic, juvenile behaviors.

Did you see that idiot that got kicked out of the pub last night with his pants around his ankles? Man, what a kinderdrunk!

by Buck Futt February 24, 2009