Definitions by Btwitsjennifer
Sneaky Aunt Martha
(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
Sneaky Aunt Martha by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018
foodnotized
Verb—a state of total mesmerization caused by delicious looking food where people will stare at food for long periods of time, either in pictures or in person, without eating it and think about how absolutely great it probably is while heavily salivating.
When Neil plated the puffy tacos and overloaded chili burrito with homemade guacamole, Jennifer was instantly foodnotized. All she could do was stare and drool over the delicious meal.
foodnotized by Btwitsjennifer April 15, 2018