Definitions by Bryianzum
Social Barbarian
Lee: Are you more of a social butterfly, or a social chameleon?
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.
Social Barbarian by Bryianzum May 20, 2025
Boonscrolling
The opposite of doomscrolling, where one refreshes or advances through social media feeds looking for relatable, positive, and uplifting content, often with the effect of forging connections where they didn't previously exist.
User1: "I was doomscrolling Facebook last night and founds someone else who genuinely loves 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. We ended up going back and forth about it for an hour."
User2: "Sounds like you were boonscrolling."
User2: "Sounds like you were boonscrolling."
Boonscrolling by Bryianzum October 21, 2023
ifpology
A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.
"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."
puss rag
One who is lower in social status or momentary import than an average person behaving like a 'pussy'.
Bobby: Come on, one of you chuck that cherry bomb in the toilet!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!
Top-rated motherfucker
The person that, in each Urban Dictionary word or phrase, is featured as the top definition thanks to the popular votes he or she has received.
A Pink Floyd Fan is someone who likes Pink Floyd music, INCLUDING The Wall, for it doesn't mean that it is bad solely because it is popular, you top-rated motherfucker.
Top-rated motherfucker by Bryianzum March 21, 2009
Pink Floyd Fan
Someone who likes Pink Floyd enough to fit under the definition of being a fanatic (which is commonly shortened into 'fan'). Casual listeners who can't even properly name the songs they like need not apply.
See also 'Fan':
–noun
an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc.
Antonym:
Casual listener.
See also 'Fan':
–noun
an enthusiastic devotee, follower, or admirer of a sport, pastime, celebrity, etc.
Antonym:
Casual listener.
Poser #1: ANYONE WHO LIKES ONE SONG BY A BAND IS A FAN.
Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, if you use the English language and abide by the use of the word 'fan', you have to be an enthusiast to call yourself one. Enthusiasts know the song by name, not by the catchy chorus, just like they know the band by their catalog, not by the singles.
Poser #2: YOU SAID ALL POPULAR MUSIC IS BAD AND I CAN'T USE PROPER GRAMMAR.
Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, I don't have any problems with popular music, I just have problems with people who talk about how much they love a band when they only know five of their songs. And if you can't grasp grammar, don't attempt to define words and phrases in a public forum.
Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, if you use the English language and abide by the use of the word 'fan', you have to be an enthusiast to call yourself one. Enthusiasts know the song by name, not by the catchy chorus, just like they know the band by their catalog, not by the singles.
Poser #2: YOU SAID ALL POPULAR MUSIC IS BAD AND I CAN'T USE PROPER GRAMMAR.
Pink Floyd Fan: Actually, I don't have any problems with popular music, I just have problems with people who talk about how much they love a band when they only know five of their songs. And if you can't grasp grammar, don't attempt to define words and phrases in a public forum.
Pink Floyd Fan by Bryianzum March 21, 2009